Get me out of here

By seekerglow176 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Natick

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Today, I had to go to the emergency room with my sister, due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about buttfucking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 564
You deserved it 5 322

Same thing different taste

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StalkerChick 13

Wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Let's do it in the butt. Oh yeahhhh

aruam365 24

Wonder if she was singing this and OP just hadn't ever heard it before or if she actually made a new song? Anyways OP, trust me this isn't anything. Patients do incredibly bizarre things and it honestly as bad as this sounds, it makes our shifts far more entertaining. Only other patients will even remember this by tomorrow. Hospital staff hear and see so many things that unless it's brought up, they most likely aren't going to think about it again. In 10 years, probably sooner, this is going to be something you and your sister will laugh to the point of tears over! :)

\ 28

Let's do it in the butt. O... K... (no ****)

Success4444 12

With op's name, I keep thinking "glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer."

EVnIAS 13

It's okay, if you have a little fight. Don't you worry I won't bite not that hard. If you want it, I'll give you power. Just be gentle, I'm delicate like a flower.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

You know way too much of that song 74..

EVnIAS 13

but #79 if I didn't know it I would have never been able to comment so the hours of hearing it paid off!

tiptoppc 19

Do, do, do… do, do, do , do, do, do.. do, do, do me in the bathroom stall…

Butt **** here, butt **** there, butt **** everywhere!

martin_martian7 11

I think this is more of an FML for her sister....

Maybe OP's sister was tripping because of the medication. If that's the case, she wouldn't give a damn anyway.

Zyzz7 12

Now everyone knows she likes it in the ass.... nothing wrong with that i s'pose.

Mads_1234 28

With a butt **** here, a butt **** there, here a **** there a **** everywhere a butt ****... Old McButtfuck had a farm eeieeioh!

I believe the word you're looking for is brothel...

How many guys gave her their phone numbers?

Sounds like she's singing from experience..

I'd get my camera out and record it! It sounds hilarious.

zaylazayn 12

well, I was gonna tell a gay joke butt **** it

Cum on guys, gay jokes aren't funny anymore.