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Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22731) - you deserved it (44904)

On 04/18/2013 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Bulgaria (Sofiya)

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And you decreased your chances of reproducing :D

#2 - On 04/18/2013 at 9:48pm by klovemachine

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"Wanting to impress..." = instant YDI.

Bonus points because they were total strangers.

#12 - On 04/18/2013 at 9:55pm by VasilisaUzhasnaj

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