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Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38157) - you deserved it (8415)

On 04/07/2013 at 9:47pm - health - by poopy pants - United States (Minnesota)

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I keep re reading this fml and don't understand why I can't find the words " Taco and Bell" anywhere within it.

#7 - On 04/08/2013 at 3:54am by TheJester12

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If you gotta go...better the side of the road than on your interior, right?

#4 - On 04/08/2013 at 3:53am by Pwib

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