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Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46523) - you deserved it (4646)

On 04/05/2013 at 2:51pm - health - by what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god (man) - Singapore

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You should probably go to a doctor

#2 - On 04/05/2013 at 8:29pm by izzybd

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Congrats, you're the first biological male to give birth! What are you going to name the little fella?

#8 - On 04/05/2013 at 8:31pm by FreshPie

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