By selena5112 - 15/02/2013 18:50 - Norway - Troms?

Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 171
You deserved it 2 319

Same thing different taste

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What's that you say, Mother? The dish detergent vanished mysteriously? No, no, I have no idea how the empty bottle got into the trash, or where the soap went. I guess we'll just have to try a different kind now...

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

We have one in a common shopping center, and every time I pass it it's just like bam.

oj101 33

Three strongest smells ever. 1) Hollister 2) AXE/Lynx spray 3) Rihanna Reb'l Fleur

OP u truly got 99 problems. And this is one of them.

What's that you say, Mother? The dish detergent vanished mysteriously? No, no, I have no idea how the empty bottle got into the trash, or where the soap went. I guess we'll just have to try a different kind now...

Exactly. Mum: Hon, where's the dish soap? OP: Dunno mum...

Exactly what I thought when I read this #2

Dilute it that might help. Or, if you have a cat, tip it over open over the sink and blame it on the cat.

Kallian_fml 21

Shouldn't have said that out loud. There's an army of angry cats coming for you now.

Or, use that excuse even if you don't have a cat. Then watch the confusion begin.

chucknorris76 3
eaglerob 20

Time for that bottle to disappear.

You know you need to stop using it when you start burping bubbles

I love when I get a glass of water and start seeing bubbles, that just means I don't need to brush my teeth that night, right? Squeaky clean ;)

wlddog 14

It sounds like the rinse cycle is broken. If you can taste soap on the plate, you have a problem.

Buy another and switch the labels? Like a ninja.

Katy326 10

Except they're all in different shapes?

I'd think shed notice, and if she didn't she might decide that the detergent wasn't so bad after all and buy more.

seansbro56 10

How does SHE put up with the taste