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Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said "excuse me". The lady then maced me through the open window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (3299)

On 02/05/2013 at 12:45pm - health - by maced face - United States

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Don't mess with people. Just let the cops issue the tickets and make that lady go to several courthouses simultaneously.

#5 - On 02/05/2013 at 5:05pm by perdix

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Get the licence plate, and have her charged with assault

#3 - On 02/05/2013 at 5:04pm by nitemare0

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