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Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26937) - you deserved it (3891)

On 02/01/2013 at 6:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

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And God only knows what happened to you when you were unconscious, face down on the floor with your pants around your ankles.

#5 - On 02/01/2013 at 11:28pm by perdix

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Rihanna! No seriously that sucks I would try ice pack and bandages. Or if your into old style try a steak I've heard they work wonders:)

#1 - On 02/01/2013 at 11:23pm by Catkam623

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