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Today, I got my medical checkup back. Apparently, I'm diagnosed with a liver condition generally found in alcoholics. I've never drank in my life. FML


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On 05/18/2009 at 4:48am - health - by esk (man) - China (Shanghai)

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You can get liver problems if you mess around with pills. Same thing happened to my grandpa. Only one in my family who didn't drink a day in his life, but his doctors over-medicated him for a heart condition and he died from liver failure.

I'd check any drugs you've been taking.

#4 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:26pm by BlondePsycho

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well now is the time to start!!!

#1 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:20pm by fatfaceunited

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