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Today, I sat on my own testicles while having a serious and tenderly sweet discussion with my fiancée about our future together. We were both crying, but for very different reasons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27377) - you deserved it (4811)

On 12/31/2012 at 6:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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Fiancee: Oh you're SO sweet and sensitive! :'D
*sits in OP's lap crushing his testicles even more*

#2 - On 12/31/2012 at 11:56am by NoorFML

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Christmas is over OP, why are you still dealing with nutcrackers?

#4 - On 12/31/2012 at 11:58am by mackdeezy

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