Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
by Anonymous Cunt / 11/24/2012 at 2:38pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Health
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Because fake tan stuff has UV rays within it! That's how it works!
#3 - On 11/24/2012 at 8:36pm by gc327072
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Tell her she's slowly giving herself high blood pressure from freaking out about shit that's not a big deal
#5 - On 11/24/2012 at 8:36pm by 0ops_i_died
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