Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd peed myself. FML

by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:55pm / United States (New York) / Health

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  • I automatically read "meditate" as "masturbate". Oops

    #2 - On 11/15/2012 at 2:21am by WCARlover

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  • Does a 50 year old man wear boxers or briefs?
    (Get some.)

    #1 - On 11/15/2012 at 2:20am by chippa

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