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Today, I'm at work on a construction site for a high rise building, on the 12th floor today. I've developed a severe case of the runs, causing me to need to rush to the nearest toilet periodically. Luckily for me it's conveniently located on the ground floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17608) - you deserved it (1215)

On 11/08/2012 at 9:36am - health - by bob the builder - United States (Mississippi)

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Go off of the building. I'm sure everyone on the ground would enjoy that.

#1 - On 11/08/2012 at 12:47pm by PleaseStayChill

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How is it convenient if y-

Oh. Well damn. Guess you have two cases of the runs then.

#2 - On 11/08/2012 at 12:51pm by Schizomaniac

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