Today, I had to admit that I desperately need anti-anxiety medication. Apparently, when you walk around a grocery store avoiding eye contact and generally acting "sketchy", management will call the police on you, who will then pat you down to be sure you aren't shoplifting. FML

by AnxietyGirl / 09/24/2012 at 3:18am / United States (Colorado) / Health

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  • Lots of people avoid eye contact. I hope there's more to it than that to make you say you need medication. You could have left off the first sentence and had a perfectly valid FML.

    #1 - On 09/24/2012 at 10:02am by 123man

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  • Because you avoided eye contact? Wtf the only time I have eye contact with people is whem im talking to them. Otherwise its a bit awkward..

    #4 - On 09/24/2012 at 10:05am by JakeHanson

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