Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast". That is not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

by Leashaness / 09/15/2012 at 7:07am / United States / Health

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  • You should choose your words more carefully when wishing for things. Next time wish for "bigger" tits.

    #11 - On 09/15/2012 at 10:07am by NoorFML

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  • Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!

    #13 - On 09/15/2012 at 10:10am by DocBastard

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