Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML
by Anonymous / 07/14/2012 at 10:43am / Japan (Tokyo) / Health
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Purple nurple'ed by an umbrella. Thats a new one.
#3 - On 07/14/2012 at 1:29pm by CheesecakeTaco
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Why was the umbrella that close to your body to begin with? I usually hold it out in front of me, not right against my chest.
#1 - On 07/14/2012 at 1:28pm by ManInTheMachine
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