Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML

by screaming monkey / 04/04/2012 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Health

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  • +1 for describing it as "small child wrapped in barbed wire". I think that really adds to the imagery

    #7 - On 04/04/2012 at 10:04am by WCARlover

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  • Maybe you should ask for an alternate medicine if they offer it.

    #2 - On 04/04/2012 at 9:59am by kiran

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