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Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7385) - you deserved it (40257)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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YDI for trying to skip school, smartass.

#2 - On 03/19/2012 at 7:12pm by CynicVitality

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Kinda selfish to make him take off work to pick you up when you weren't really sick. Couldn't you just daydream in class if you're that bored?

#10 - On 03/19/2012 at 7:22pm by ohSNAPyall

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