Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

by stinky / 01/24/2012 at 3:15am / United States (Colorado) / Health

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  • Febreze?

    #2 - On 01/24/2012 at 9:54am by steadycreepin

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  • Okay, possible responses you can write back:

    A: "He who smelt it dealt it."
    B: "FYI, The draft in the office comes from your direction."
    C: "Considering your breath, I think you'd be used to the aroma."
    D: "The bathroom is broken, it happened the last time you planted your fat ass on the toilet."
    E: (If the person is a woman) "Honey, it's not me, try closing your legs."
    F: (if the person is a male) "Honey, try actually touching the toilet paper to your ass when you wipe."

    Or how about the plain and simple...
    G: "Grow the fuck up!"

    #20 - On 01/24/2012 at 10:46am by loserman67

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