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Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27692) - you deserved it (2505)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:15am - health - by stinky - United States (Colorado)

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#2 - On 01/24/2012 at 9:54am by steadycreepin

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Okay, possible responses you can write back:

A: "He who smelt it dealt it."
B: "FYI, The draft in the office comes from your direction."
C: "Considering your breath, I think you'd be used to the aroma."
D: "The bathroom is broken, it happened the last time you planted your fat ass on the toilet."
E: (If the person is a woman) "Honey, it's not me, try closing your legs."
F: (if the person is a male) "Honey, try actually touching the toilet paper to your ass when you wipe."

Or how about the plain and simple...
G: "Grow the fuck up!"

#20 - On 01/24/2012 at 10:46am by loserman67

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