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Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML


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On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada

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It's ok OP. having acne at this age means you wont have it later in life, when it's probably more important.

Also, that was interestingly descriptive o.o

#1 - On 01/18/2012 at 12:58pm by TheMaster15

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Just tell him "I have a bigger penis"

#3 - On 01/18/2012 at 1:00pm by Mr25

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