Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

by bathroomseww / 05/12/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Health

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  • Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.

    #1 - On 05/12/2009 at 10:04am by klbrend

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  • ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.

    #2 - On 05/12/2009 at 10:05am by dudemitch

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