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Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (32152) - you deserved it (3693)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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I apologize, on behalf of all men who are not idiots.

#2 - On 12/09/2011 at 10:03am by OfficeNinja

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Well, did you? Just kidding, don't worry, he was probably trying to make light of the situation.

#3 - On 12/09/2011 at 10:04am by Adollable

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