Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML

by xattackattackx / 11/18/2011 at 4:01am / United States (Hawaii) / Health

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  • At least it wasn't 138

    #2 - On 11/18/2011 at 9:48am by purpleamandapand

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  • Did they come up with cramming a dildo in the tailpipe so that you die from carbon monoxide poisoning? If not, they're amateurs and should find something else to talk about.

    #3 - On 11/18/2011 at 9:48am by every1luvsboners

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