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Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30981) - you deserved it (7817)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

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Think positive = You got it

Think negative = Don't get your hopes up

Ye either way nothing should have been said. Silence is golden.

#2 - On 11/11/2011 at 10:03am by RavagedSoul

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I have a feeling that you're the same person who says "You too!" to the check-in person at the airport when she tells you to "Have a nice flight".

#30 - On 11/11/2011 at 10:48am by DocBastard

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