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Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML

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On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States

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I would start with that. " I tripped and spilled my urine sample," seems to work well.

#1 - On 10/20/2011 at 10:04am by that1guy1

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"Here's your urine sample"
*hands over carpet*

#4 - On 10/20/2011 at 10:07am by SwedishDerp

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