Unfortunately people still don't understand where these three areas are. Sounds brutal but I suggest taking her to a doctor with sausage fingers and have him/her explain the difference. She will get it.

i know that many peolpe don't know that there are two holes for urine and blood, but how can someone not notice that they have an asshole!? idon'twanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

@5. I see what you did there. Clever. This is a pretty sucky FML.

1, if intelligence is genetic, OP's sister is adopted.

Maybe she just likes it illegal

36- oh stop being such a grammar nazi

i really like those FML's like this one which explain more about my body parts than i've ever known! =)

Oh my.. Girls have 3 holes, 1 for urine, 1 ****** (assuming you know what that is) and 1 for poop.

she hasn't explored much.....

Anal.

One for sucking a wang

If her sister was really young it's not all bad.

Yunilee! You genius! Thats why in never get oral. There's no hole there!!Because there's only a vag, urethra, and rectum!! How could I be so daft?

Wait tampons are not for bloody noses!?

132, if that was a reference to She's The Man, you are awesome.

132, if that was a reference to She's The Man, you are awesome.

138, if you are noticing my reference you are awesome.

132 / 146, thank you, fellow human filled with awesomeness.

Why doesn't anyone seem to understand that tampons are for your ears?!

What about her screwed?

*you're oh god the irony

Wait they all don't come from the same place?

38- Apparently not. Urine comes out of the ******, feces from the ********, and menstrual blood from the rectum. I never knew...

38- Apparently not. Urine comes out of the ******, feces from the ********, and menstrual blood from the rectum. I never knew...

dickydickman, you are correct. All excreta come out of the crotchetal region, which used to look like a Chia Pet made of Brillo. However, now that women tend to trim and shave in that area, we see there are several holes there, each of which serves up its own delightful surprise. Until 2008, medical science thought that women pooped out babies, until internet **** videos let us take a close look at the hairpie.

Is it still called hairpie if it's shaved?(:

Sorry, I'm a little behind on my medical jargon.

Yamatelle - I Really like how you managed to reference this FML And another in your comment! Win ^_^

Wow Umm there r lots of scientific comments.... No offense but um this is fml not a science thingy

ur such a nice big sissy ;)

ur such a nice big sissy ;)

ur such a nice big sissy ;)

Up the butt=screwed :/

in da butt

What what? In the butt

118 omg i flippin love that song

If tampons are apparently used to treat nosebleeds, then why not G.I. bleeds?

Try actually reading the fml.

No, the mouth.

Both of you are wrong. It goes insode your ear.

Yeah. Rarity is JUST THAT AWESOME. On a side note, I thought Flutterbitch was pretty cool.

Dash is awesome too.

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Can you imagine! She's probably only wiping one area! Doesn't matter if she went both poop and pee, she'd only wipe one spot! And I can't even believe I just wrote any of that, I'm so disgusted with my own self! *shudder*

Nose

28 and 31- The **** are you talking about?!

nah its the belly button. thats where girls pee from :)

probably the mlp thing :p

You made my day!

Rarity? Rainbow Dash? How about Twilight Sparkle?

I'm partial to Twilight Sparkle. Oh. And Fluttershy as Flutterguy.

92- Screw the non-bronies man! *bro-hoof*. :P

Twilight's pretty awesome. But they all pale in comparison to the Great and Powerf- I mean, Rarity.

You guys are fuuucked!

6- Are you too sexy for your shirt?

I do not se the problem in using rectum instead of ass, because ass includes the butt cheeks and the rectum is the place you actually would stick the tampon.

Did you spend 10 seconds understanding what was I was trying to say or that just imply that you're using tampons when you have diarrhea?

Hopefully sammiches #9 meant that that was the place where OP's sister could accidentally put the tampon since she only knew about 1 hole, and thought everything came from the 1... I wonder what she wipes when she uses the restroom then... Parents should have taught this child about at least 2 holes for hygenic purposes... Gosh, you'd think she'd notice the different areas when she used them though... like as soon as she started potty training... I thought all parents introduced them... well sis, time to start teaching her... she's old enough to know about, and possibly use tampons...therefore old enough to have a kid if someone doesn't give her the sex talk...and if the parents didn't give her the "where poop and pee come from" talk, I don't think they will be too fast to give the sex talk, and you'll be an auntie before you know it...

that's what she said!

Did you really take that? Seriously? If ever the statement "too easy" were to apply it would be here *facepalm*

^I got it ^_^

Hahaha she's the man is an epic show

Right? And now I want to watch it! Amanda Bynes is an amazing comedic actor!!!

its an epic 'movie' but same thing :)

Obviously old enough to have her period, you dunce.

@119: Which means she could be 9, for all we know.

Are you an old granny?

You mean old enough to experience something that she thinks is menstruation. Who knows, maybe she just has a sweaty butt crack.

Probably not old enough for her period if she thought pee, crap, and blood came from the same place. I'm just taking a wild guess here though. She might just not be very smart.