By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
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DocBastard 38

Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.

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Keyman1212 14

Bubble wrap is pretty fun... But dislocating your thumb is not...

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LiveLaughFML 10

OP: 0 bubblewrap: 1

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nitewlf12 10

Next thing you know someone will cut off a finger with safety scissors.

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Legendslayer222 26

50, why is that emoticon winking? Was that a threat?

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Damn_Hippster 11

Another tragic accident caused by bubble wrap. When will they learn?!

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raaawwwrrZ 8

He thought bubble wrap would be enough protection to stop a car from dislocating his thumb by running it over

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miserybuisness 0

I think it was worth it.

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Friaza 29

It takes skill to dislocate your thumb with bubble wrap, you should feel proud of your resourcefulness OP!

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JDorable 2

at first my initial reaction was dumbfoundedness....until I realized that OP was from Canada, and then it all made sense. and yes I realize dumbfoundedness is not a word.

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DocBastard 38

Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.

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flockz 19

"pop pop no one sees me get freaky"

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NoahStaz 3

It's actually, "Pop pop. Hope no one sees me, getting freaky. I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream."

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Eggers 2

36 gets points for trying, 58 gets points for winning

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decidedlyvague 11

I love that song especially the part "Pop pop. Sensual explosion. Pop pop. Oh wait. Shit, someone's at the door! ****! Dislocated my thumb in the drawer! Should've known there was a better place to hide it, I just hope I'm not black lighted." The way he breaks it down always gives me chills.

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frankq555 3

How the **** did u Manage that

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NoobHat 6

I can only conclude it was some form of metal bubble wrap...

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FarSide 22

So now the Canadian government will force bubble-wrap manufacturers to include Warning Messages on their products. Because of dipshits like OP who abuse bubble-wrap.

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RainbowHeadache 2

This is why we can't have nice things. :[

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