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Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML

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On 08/26/2011 at 5:09am - health - by goldengirl - Australia (New South Wales)

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And you laugh at us guys, wee can aim :)

#2 - On 08/26/2011 at 9:59am by revert

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What does being a woman have to do with this?
Peeing in a cup may not be rocket science, but it's not easy when you can't aim.
Next time, try peeing over/in the toilet and just place the cup in the stream.

#7 - On 08/26/2011 at 10:03am by RedPillSucks

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