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Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 2:33am - health - by MAWZ (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Soap bar. Weapon? rofl

#1 - On 07/19/2011 at 10:11am by BB_ava

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grabbing a soap bar as a weapon.. classic!

#2 - On 07/19/2011 at 10:11am by Spinnmaster

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