Compromising situation

By anonymous - 16/07/2011 13:18 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper, we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset, so I politely asked where the bathroom was so I could "powder my nose;" After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML
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Lauren10102 3

Climb out the window... NOW

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FMLandurstoo 9

so you're posting the FML from the toilet?

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Comments

OWNZ 0

POOP!! Well that sure is SHITTY! That is some real CRAP right there! You better RUNS away!

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MagicGiraffe 12

That blows as much as you should be blowing

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flockz 19

guy- "WHAT THE **** IS THAT UNGODLY STENCH?" op-" just powdering my nose... prggghhh* and uhhhh OH MY GOD I RELEASED THE DEMONS AND THEY REQUIRE TOILET PAPER. NOW!"

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kellanlvr 1

powder your nose? people still do that?

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StudMuffinette 17

well that spoiled the mood, eh?

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juicedboi 7

Let's face it, that ain't a moodkiller for a guy. Your in his apartment already. He will be into you no matter what you do. Short of kicking him in the nuts anyway.

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fthislyfe 22

You could have used your socks! Or maybe bra! Or maybe panties... Or you could use your bare hands! Lots of solutions! No need to freak out sweety :)

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F0xyTurtle 8

hey she was going to wash her hands anyways right? well... hopefully o.O

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ally_85 1

ummmm hop in the shower??? ....strategically fresh

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lolman222 0

yeah could have asked to take a shower and come out all wet. I'm sure he would have loved that.

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free2speak 14

I'm surprised nobody mentioned, just sprinkle some powder back there. great for absorbing liquid and odor.

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leemurcat 5

Maybe... okay, just hear me out... maybe it was a half bathroom? You know the ones that are just a toilet and sink? That's probably unlikely, though, since it's an apartment. Unless it's a large apartment? :P

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munhkin804 0

that's pretty gross then you would smell.....yeah great idea not

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fmlwmty 0

powder your nose? r u in the 20th century?

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

these are the shittiest comments I've ever seen, I mean c'mon! I can write better crap than these!

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zuzupetalsYO 11

lol I hope you just sucked it up and asked him to bring you a roll.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

lol I hope you just sucked it up and asked him to bring you a roll.

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mboehm88 3

So how did you explain the explosive diarrhea sounds coming from the bathroom?

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masher005 1

haha you were stranded then? shoulda checked under the sink =P

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iliketwertles 2

I was actually thinking the same thing, what does that even mean? I've only ever heard old people say it on tv...

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yummayy_ 11

Ohh should have checked first. FYL :(

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daisyloo 7

It's like the number one thing to check! I would think...FYL:(

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rd_404 0

should've checked first. ah but that sucks. FYL

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Kennzz 0

yeah.. always check first.! but I'm sure he kept some in the bathroom somewhere. maybe under the sink or in a cabinet.

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Marktheshark 0

There's never time to check when you're about to shit yourself, the only thing on your mind is if l you can make it to the toilet or not. Then you're like ahh i made it an then thats when you look over and realize theres no toilet paper :o

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Tektite 14

Look for something to wipe your ass with and hide it. He probably brings home girls often and wouldn't know who did what.

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redsfan 4

You should go get him and tell him to check it out; most guys would like that.

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Lauren10102 3

Climb out the window... NOW

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theten_fml 9

she's going to leave a trail lol

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WallyTheWombat 0

It would be kinda weird if she was still there.

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swittig 0

Use a towel then throw it out the window

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MissSunny 6

damn that's horrible.

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DontModMeDammit 10

There is shit everywhere!!!!!!

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Tektite 14

Lmao @7. There's shit all over the walls!

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sovetskiy 8

dumb and dumberer ftw?

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JakeLee 6

I got the poo on meh. ( Joe dirt :P)

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Corry_fml 1

bahhhhhhahahahahahah That's Classic. hope there was a wash rag close or something lol

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FMLandurstoo 9

so you're posting the FML from the toilet?

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whyask 0

She could of posted this FML like a week after this date but they all start with "Today,"

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Don't be silly 64. She still has exploding diarrhea coming out of her bunghole. Sitting on the toilet does tend to get boring after awhile.

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