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Today, I got surgery on one of my hands. I opted for a local anesthetic instead of being put all the way under. I soon discovered my hand hadn't gone completely numb when the doctor started slicing into the finger that needed operating on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29823) - you deserved it (5530)

On 07/08/2011 at 8:03pm - health - by phillij2 - United States

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ALWAYS go for the big drugs.

#2 - On 07/08/2011 at 11:19pm by bengermin

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OP, this would be the time when you would scream HELL NO! And run out.

#8 - On 07/08/2011 at 11:23pm by morganxangela

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