Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
by UhOh / 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
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your a complete dumb ass for even doing it. ydi
#1 - On 07/08/2011 at 6:37pm by damienms
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what about for the last few weeks? I thought friday was every week...
#16 - On 07/08/2011 at 6:41pm by philtheawesome
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