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Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7741) - you deserved it (53726)

On 06/29/2011 at 2:12am - health - by Anza (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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So just to be sure I have this right, you:

1) Defied your mother
2) Told your mother SHE WAS STUPID
3) Broke your ankle and elbow because of your moronic behaviour

Yup, sounds like you got exactly what you deserved.

#14 - On 06/29/2011 at 10:22am by DocBastard

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You know what they say: mother knows best.

#2 - On 06/29/2011 at 10:11am by giosoto

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