Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML
by spoony / 01/19/2009 at 12:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
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if you manage to cut yourself with a spoon, I hope you don't handle knives often.
#11 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:54am by Phobic
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omg that sounds painful.. im just wondering what u were doing with the spoon to make it cut u so bad o_o
#3 - On 02/25/2009 at 2:29am by matt
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