Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

by Hopslammer / 06/16/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Indiana) / Health

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  • AHAHAHAHAHA! sorry that's so funny,
    kids remember smoking kills and apparently makes you shit your pants - eventually

    #6 - On 06/17/2011 at 2:48am by Monii_Harlz

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  • My aunt ignored small coughs for 2 years.. They built up in frequency and intensity.. And she ignored those for 7 years.. When she started coughing more violently, and decided to get checked out since she watched my cousin's little girl, she discovered she had developed cancer. A cancer that covered almost her entire left lung.

    She was in chemotherapy for 6 months, seemed better, then died in serious pain 3 months later.

    Better hope your cough isn't half as serious, even if it sounds much more intense.

    #8 - On 06/17/2011 at 2:51am by dudeitsdanny

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