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Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37816) - you deserved it (16386)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

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why did you eat one

#1 - On 06/09/2011 at 12:45pm by rockerbaby3192

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You could have a promising career as a human staple gun. They make a shit load of money.

#3 - On 06/09/2011 at 12:46pm by every1luvsboners

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