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Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33513) - you deserved it (5093)

On 05/12/2011 at 5:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Stuff like this gets me and angry. I know there is still a feeling of male dominance in the world, have some fucking respect, you don't just hit women, or anyone for that matter, for no reason. That guy was just an asshole, I hope someone taught him a lesson:

#31 - On 05/12/2011 at 7:32pm by xXshadowrollerXx

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Fuck that guy up you pussy break his face... An eye for an eye

#9 - On 05/12/2011 at 7:19pm by BigBoiToys

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