Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

by Mel / 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

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  • Sounds like a shitty situation.

    #1 - On 05/07/2011 at 7:14pm by DivineGarden

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  • The big question here is why is your anus so fucking weak? Maybe you should have gone with the small Anal Intruder 3000 rather than the Every1luvsboners Grande size.

    #8 - On 05/07/2011 at 7:18pm by DocBastard

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