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Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43272) - you deserved it (8473)

On 05/07/2011 at 1:58am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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you're pregnant. stuff like this is bound to happen. don't beat yourself up over it.

#1 - On 05/07/2011 at 5:53am by barlessprison

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"Congratulations, it's a large urine stain!". Were you disappointed, relieved, embarrassed, or all of the above, OP?

#10 - On 05/07/2011 at 6:02am by YacL

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