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Today , I found out that the weird lump on mah eye is benign. That would be great news but they aren't going to treat it at all. Now I look like I'm high all the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23631) - you deserved it (2513)

On 05/02/2011 at 6:58am - health - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

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I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in times of peace
And two in times of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
and then I smoke two more.

#28 - On 05/02/2011 at 10:59am by SeasonedLemur

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This is a problem because you ARE stoned a lot, right?

#2 - On 05/02/2011 at 10:23am by xxxInsanexxx

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