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Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11490) - you deserved it (73713)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -

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Are you fucking retarded?! Alcoholics can suck my vodka-soaked dick.

#12 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:53pm by ballshhhhh

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Was the cake chocolate?

#2 - On 03/10/2009 at 1:10pm by tbeaun

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