Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me until I heard, "Honey, what did you make me for dinner?" FML

by greenintheface / 04/30/2011 at 2:27am / United States (Michigan) / Health

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  • Open the bathroom door, point at the toilet, and say, "There's your fucking dinner. Bon appetit, asshole."

    #17 - On 04/30/2011 at 1:45pm by DocBastard

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  • "A steaming bowl of RRRRALPH!"

    #13 - On 04/30/2011 at 1:40pm by perdix

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