Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

by FistFighter / 04/09/2011 at 12:01am / United States (California) / Health

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  • well at least you're awake now.

    #15 - On 04/09/2011 at 6:33am by xchyennex

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  • I started laughing halfway through reading this as I knew what the outcome would be - I've also done this OP, learn to laugh at yourself.

    #43 - On 04/09/2011 at 9:27am by JHC88

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