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Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11899) - you deserved it (49291)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States

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good.

#1 - On 04/08/2011 at 12:53pm by ejejeje

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Turns out the wind doesn't like smoking either

#8 - On 04/08/2011 at 12:56pm by MyNameIsBruce

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