By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 924
You deserved it 54 296

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MyNameIsBruce 0

Turns out the wind doesn't like smoking either

Comments

SirEBC 7

#16, you are automatically lame for commenting on the first comment, but your comment was still pretty badass.

SirEBC 7

You aren't very bright, are you?

whoisthisgirl 4

well you commented on the first comment too.

Well I guess you needed a fire lit under your ass to help you decide.:)

gutzz 0

or maybe she just needed to be bit in the ass by it to have a reason to quit it :P I like yours better though :)

TurkeyBaconLovin 0

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gutzz 0

haha nice 58, I'm quite disappointed in my sub-par trolling today :/ I'm distraught from having my account banned for reasons out of my knowledge I guess lol.

cloudy01 0

oh. that's great FML removed my comment. great job!

SoundnVasion 0

My cousin corey likes smoking ciggarettes, he's in high school.

Lol at 82, I didn't get what you were saying until I read your profile. Seriously though smoking's pretty lame, especially when it's cigarettes. Tell Cory to stop. & Thank you to 63.

robc32ca 4

op your fault for littering

YANKS2728 0
Sonfang 19

LOL your cig butt burned your butt! bet that really chapped your ass! Op I hope quitting works for you, and your ass burn is a reminder for the first few days at least. :)

MyNameIsBruce 0

I just realized something. If he quite smoking, why was he throwing a lit cigarette out of the window?

LukeNukem_fml 3

...revise the FML carefully.

#139 - OP said he found a reason to quit smoking. The FML was the reason.

ydi for smoking and littering. dumb kid

o_omwahaha 0

that's the *only* reason you found to stop smoking? >_< geez.

gutzz 0

how creative. 2, cool it, you're putting too much thought into your comments and making us feel stupid.

I feel so enlightened. The world makes sense now. oh ...

KiddNYC1O 20

2 was dying for first comment.

YANKS2728 0

#2 just revealed us the meaning of life.

hidrox94 5

Thats why smoking is bad. Among other reasons of course lol

a_cassie 4

haha I was thinking the same thing! like health reasons

It's a sign that you shouldn't smoke.

It's also a sign that your pants don't fit.

gutzz 0

ya, the force of air is a sign.... not the lasting effects to your skin, lungs, esophagus, and mouth... yup those 3 temporary burns on your ass really woke u up...

well at least it went down the back. yikes

yea imagine it would have went down the front! o.0

mikejunior88 4

cigarettes are lame and way too expensive anyway. hopefully you'll actually quit.

MyNameIsBruce 0

Turns out the wind doesn't like smoking either

Because it's a little bit hypocritical. I always wonder how many of the "ew smoking is icky" people shove bacon and butter sandwiches down their throats while smoking crack a day after drinking a bottle of grain. I just wonder, I'm not blaming anyone in particular. And, like this guy^ said, we don't want to stop. So there's nothing to admit.

They should add that to the warning on the front of the packets.