Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML

by oww / 04/05/2011 at 3:46am / United States (California) / Health

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  • Hell, to get a free hat I'd take a few bruised fingers. Remember, a hat is for life, not just for baseball games.
    Plus your fingers would heal. The void in
    your heart craving for a hat would take much longer..

    #6 - On 04/05/2011 at 10:10am by Miss_Michaela

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  • I don't understand why the majority of people said that OP deserved it.

    #1 - On 04/05/2011 at 9:53am by Navith

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