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Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20327) - you deserved it (11686)

On 03/31/2011 at 1:49am - health - by foreverafatty (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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How long have you been dieting? If you really haven't lost any weight perhaps you should see a doctor.

#5 - On 03/31/2011 at 6:06am by Doortje

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see a doctor!!

#2 - On 03/31/2011 at 6:04am by ipod

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