Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

by ouchmytits / 03/28/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Mississippi) / Health

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  • Now when you flash your boobs it will look like they are winking!

    #45 - On 03/28/2011 at 6:47am by ChrisLTC

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  • Ouch! How can anyone deserve that? FYL OP :(

    #42 - On 03/28/2011 at 6:42am by applecaketree

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