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Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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... how could you not have known that?

Oh, and YDI for drunk driving.

#1 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:03pm by I_Deserved_It

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You're an idiot for multiple reasons.

A) Driving drunk
B) Not knowing that most mouthwashes have a high alcohol content
C) Keeping mouthwash for emergency reasons

#6 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:04pm by kscott88

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