Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML
by lily389 / 03/21/2011 at 1:02am / Health
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Bite his fingers off.
#4 - On 03/21/2011 at 7:26am by Doortje
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should have shoved a carrot down his throat after the first time
#3 - On 03/21/2011 at 7:25am by fountaindn4
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