Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
by Nerrh / 03/12/2011 at 5:53am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
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Lord Voldemort wouldn't have this problem.
#4 - On 03/12/2011 at 10:07am by Doortje
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Hey now, you tickled her. You're responsible for your injuries, not her.
#10 - On 03/12/2011 at 10:32am by ninjasaurous
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