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Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML


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On 03/11/2011 at 7:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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Ask for another medicine? There's not just one for anxiety out there, I'm sure there's one that'll leave your eyes and body be :)

#1 - On 03/12/2011 at 4:04am by xxmollyxx

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Go for the rude stares. Who knows, maybe someone will think that you're winking at them and you'll find yourself a date.

#2 - On 03/12/2011 at 4:04am by Doortje

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